Following what he learned in salesman training, he allowed no time for the woman to react. Before she could even say a word, he stepped into the house, entered the living room and poured dog shit onto the carpet. It was a technique that was taught to him to get a massive and immediate attention from the buyer.
And then he announced with confidence, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner does not clean your carpet within two minutes, I will personally eat all that shit!”
The woman was unimpressed. “Would you like some catsup with that?” she asked.
The salesman was perplexed. “Why’s that?”
“I forgot to pay the electric bill.”